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Next we have Playmostotle, who was born without nipples but compulsively paints nipples on his chest every morning. Sometimes he paints them too close together, or a strange color, but sometimes he gets it just right. He will be arguing that painted nipples provide the viewer with some reassurance, while not distracting or straying from the Playmobil aesthetic.

Meet the next debater...